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uncle tom

Mini goate for sale minesnameis uncle tom!

Mar 31st

Mar 10th

the bitch fucked up my myspace!

alright so we all know women are a little bit FUCKED UP in the head. BUt some bitch i wont say who (jen funk) fucked it up because shes a stupid cunt and now i ahve no friends or pictures. I will be putting an asimo picture of me up and It would be super if yall could help me get my page back together by adding me as your friend. THank you and spread the word im lonely online :-(

Mar 6th

Feb 26th

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Feb 21st

Feb 18th

Feb 13th

Watch

I think he is angry. But i only understood about two words he was saying so…. enjoy i guess

Feb 12th

my review from my boss

“You are lazy, unmotivated, and worthless”-Boss Thank you sir.

Jan 28th

DANTES

Thank god for stupid people. Without them I would never be able to bullwshit my way through college. Drug and alcohal abuse rules!

Jan 8th

college bowl +me

I went to the independance bowl. To bad i was focused more on the alabama pussy than the actual game.

Jan 1st

FF

Ferret Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 30th

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— kevinmosley

Dec 26th

the dawning of a new "Sick animation" age

Mark M. (What does the M stand for?) has opened my eyes and re birthed me unto a new era in which there is no turning back. Check his shit out at www.sickanimation.com for a flavorfull cornicopia of enjoyment. ”It’s time to get excited about learnin.”

Dec 26th

I love Tumblr.

— patrickequalsme

Dec 25th

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santas not real

I hate christmas because its the time of year when your parents lie to you. They go sneaking behind your back with “presents” and shit. And if I were you I would be very very afraid.

Dec 24th

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this was the most determined cold i have ever had. Thanks to brad it was the worst car ride down and back up to illinois.

Dec 23rd

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brad got his hand bit off by a fat chick in water. Wierd….

Dec 23rd

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Truth. — patrickequalsme

Dec 23rd

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I done caught me a shark. Almost.

Dec 20th

Kevin Mosley matters

I watched I Am Legend today. It sucked. I will never doubt Kevin Mosley’s oppinion ever again. He is like a magic 8 ball and i strongly suggest that you just roll with what he says. Kevin I will never doubt you again.

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

Werd

I got a hat. Its called the “brown bomber”. I have a ferret. It shits everywhere. I hate it. I have an old style. It tastes like 40 year old fermented man piss. I like it. I like you. Do you like me? Do you want to be my boyfriend? Im driving to florida. With brad, pat, jon, and a midget trick named jim. I can only hope that we make it. Its 10 A.M.. I have a head ache. A dog...

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

Dec 15th

Day One.

I have a website. Last night I went out and bought Fruity Pebbles. At 4:30 am. I was drunk as fuck. I think the guy who sold htem to me was too.

Dec 15th