Werd

I got a hat. Its called the “brown bomber”.

I have a ferret. It shits everywhere. I hate it.

I have an old style. It tastes like 40 year old fermented man piss. I like it.

I like you. Do you like me? Do you want to be my boyfriend?

Im driving to florida. With brad, pat, jon, and a midget trick named jim. I can only hope that we make it.

Its 10 A.M.. I have a head ache. A dog stepped on my face. Not so good….

Its 10 A.M.. I have a box of trix. So good….

Ive been typing now for about 10 minutes. I dont like it. I hate you all.